Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Potato Jesus

Fox News: Florida Pastor Finds Jesus Image in Split Potato

Is this woman for real? She was having an existential crisis about whether she should make potato salad?

"I was hesitant about making the potato salad because Sister Frankie makes the potato salad at church and I said, 'Lord, if it’s not for me to make potato salad then send me a sign.'"

::: smacking forehead :::

Apparently, she interpreted the "sign" as an indication that she should, actually, make the potato salad, which she did.

“It was good. It was the best you [sic] ever made ... it was almost as good as Sister Frankie's,” said Bishop Brewster.

Sister Frankie was unavailable for comment.


Rusty said...

Someone needs to explain providential will, moral will and personal will to this lady. I highly doubt it mattered to God either way.
Unless of course it was German or loaded potato salad and then she could send it my way....Ummmmmmmmmmm, potato salad.

Geek Girl Blonde said...

She needs to learn the concept of vocation, too. If it's your job to make the potato salad, then make the potato salad!!